Writer. Humorist. Animator. Philosopher.
Gadabout. Raconteur.

Philadelphia-born, New York-based.

You can find my "all original" Tumblr here.

 

Reblogged for old-time’s sake. And for being awesome.

willhelm4greatesthits:

Originally, I wrote up this transcription for my MySpace site — MySpace? What’s that? — but, somewhere along the line, I decided it would be wise to take the time to super-impose some “very special” closed captioning over the original video, with the results you see here.