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bubblesofrinia: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple.

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

(Source: cl0udchaser)

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    america always says “fuck you”
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    LOL read it as “AnAss” . . . .____.
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    BUT WHAT KIND OF NAME IS “ANANAS”!? This isn’t no banana bullshiet!
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