"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."
this is like a beautiful unicorn of misspellings
There is nothing about this that isn’t brilliant, besides the epic misspelling of “Massachusetts.”
The colors: “There is a lot of Irish people in Boston, right? What are the colors of the Irish flag? Green, white, and orange. Are the stripes vertical or horizontal? We don’t know!”
The flag … hoo boy, that flag: “America has what? 50 states? We can’t afford 50 stars … let’s put on a smaller number. How about 11? Because the United States goes up to 11! Weren’t there 11 original states? Who cares! And how about 16 stripes, just because why not.”
At least they got “Boston” right.