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kohenari:

This afternoon, while I was preparing dinner, my kids were watching an episode of Sesame Street and Will Arnett was in a long sketch at the beginning … as a magician.
My kids couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard I was almost crying.
Well played, Sesame Street.

It’s not a trick, Elmo; it’s an illusion. Tricks are what Bert does for money.

kohenari:

This afternoon, while I was preparing dinner, my kids were watching an episode of Sesame Street and Will Arnett was in a long sketch at the beginning … as a magician.

My kids couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard I was almost crying.

Well played, Sesame Street.

It’s not a trick, Elmo; it’s an illusion. Tricks are what Bert does for money.

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.

foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

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(Source: red-hot-rebel)

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just